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Friday, March 27, 2015

ETHNIC MUMS...!

CONVERSATION WITH MY WORK COLLEAGUE:
H: So I broke up with my boyfriend and I told my mum about it. As it turns out, she's more upset about the break-up than me. She screamed through tears. "You will live a long and depressed life!" Then she said, 'What is wrong with you?! Why can't you get a man to marry you? Your eggs are rotting and you don't have much time left!" I love how she automatically blamed me for the break-up.
Me: And she brought out the EGG CARD. She's going for blood.... But yeah hurry up already! After all, not being able to procreate is a fate worse than death.
H: Yep! My mother is probably trying to find me a man who can walk and who can breathe as we speak.
Me: Let's hope this walking and breathing man also has good sperms to inseminate your rotting egg.

Ethnic mums...gotta love 'em!

Friday, March 6, 2015

MEN THESE DAYS...!

Dude: Can you cook?
Me: Yes. Why do you ask?
Dude: Because it's a big requirement. I want my woman to cook for me.
Me: How much do you make annually? Also, can you build a house?
Dude: WHAAAATTTT?! Isn't it a little invasive to ask how much I make? And why on earth would I know how to build a house? ...
Me: Well, it's a big requirement. I want my man to pay for my bills and build me a house. Then I can make him casseroles and shit.

Though the world has come this far when it comes to feminism, I have to say that we still have a long way to go. SMH.