CONVERSATION WITH MY WORK COLLEAGUE:
H: So I broke up with my boyfriend and I told my mum about it. As it turns out, she's more upset about the break-up than me. She screamed through tears. "You will live a long and depressed life!" Then she said, 'What is wrong with you?! Why can't you get a man to marry you? Your eggs are rotting and you don't have much time left!" I love how she automatically blamed me for the break-up.
Me: And she brought out the EGG CARD. She's going for blood.... But yeah hurry up already! After all, not being able to procreate is a fate worse than death.
H: Yep! My mother is probably trying to find me a man who can walk and who can breathe as we speak.
Me: Let's hope this walking and breathing man also has good sperms to inseminate your rotting egg.
H: So I broke up with my boyfriend and I told my mum about it. As it turns out, she's more upset about the break-up than me. She screamed through tears. "You will live a long and depressed life!" Then she said, 'What is wrong with you?! Why can't you get a man to marry you? Your eggs are rotting and you don't have much time left!" I love how she automatically blamed me for the break-up.
Me: And she brought out the EGG CARD. She's going for blood.... But yeah hurry up already! After all, not being able to procreate is a fate worse than death.
H: Yep! My mother is probably trying to find me a man who can walk and who can breathe as we speak.
Me: Let's hope this walking and breathing man also has good sperms to inseminate your rotting egg.
Ethnic mums...gotta love 'em!
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