WOW

Every woman in the history of the world, at one point or another, has voiced complaints to the man she's seeing - and it is our collective fantasy (something which almost always remains a fantasy) that said man actually listen to our complaints, take time to reflect upon them, and then - holy crap - maybe ... evolve ?!?!

This is one of those (tragically rare) instances, and all I have to say is, if every guy so freely admitted his mistakes, no one would get any work done. They'd all be busy having incredibly hot makeup sex.

On second thought, maybe it's good men are, on the whole, relentlessly stubborn - if only to protect our GDP.

FUNNIEST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER!

A friend of mine gave me this card for my birthday...now if this isn't the funniest card ever, then i don't know what is!











P.S. You have to read it with the best italian accent u can possible muster! hehehe

PORN AND SWORDS

Not THOSE swords, you sickie. The real kind.

This recent AP story is a fantastic example of NOT burying the lead ...

PORN DVD SCREAMS PROMPT SWORD 'RESCUE'

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbour was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case.

Actually, I think it's sort of sweet. If more neighbours brandished cavalry swords, we might decrease domestic violence (or vibrator usage) significantly.

Although I think my favourite part is further into the article, when it's revealed that "The neighbour later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs."

I love that the police were like, "Um, yeah ... we're gonna need to, you know, watch that porn. Just to see, of course. Just doing our job. Just investigating."

Right…!

THE 3 WONDERS OF A WOMAN...

1. Gives milk without having to eat grass...

2. Gets wet without water...

3. Bleeds for a week without going to die...

and according to a friend of mine, there's two more:

4. Makes boneless things hard... and

5. Makes men wanna eat without having to cook...!


Oh come on...we all need to have a bit of a laugh...*winks*