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Sunday, September 7, 2008

PORN AND SWORDS

Not THOSE swords, you sickie. The real kind.

This recent AP story is a fantastic example of NOT burying the lead ...

PORN DVD SCREAMS PROMPT SWORD 'RESCUE'

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbour was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case.

Actually, I think it's sort of sweet. If more neighbours brandished cavalry swords, we might decrease domestic violence (or vibrator usage) significantly.

Although I think my favourite part is further into the article, when it's revealed that "The neighbour later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs."

I love that the police were like, "Um, yeah ... we're gonna need to, you know, watch that porn. Just to see, of course. Just doing our job. Just investigating."

Right…!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha! looks like he got the police very interested in the case.

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Eva Marie said...

i think they're more interested in exhibit A yadz. hehehe

by the way, not sure how ur tag works. it leads me back to my page when i click on it.