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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Because Nothing Says Bridal Wear Like a Totally Naked Man


















Wedding season's coming up. Trying to find something to go with that brand new bridal gown you just bought? How about a completely naked dude?


While surfing TheKnot.com the other night with my friend Melissa, we stumbled upon these ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHIC ADS depicting possible future wedding dresses.

At first, we were confused. What the hell was a naked man doing there? Did he come with? Because that sounds like a really good deal, except that most normal women, when actively searching for a wedding dress, have the whole "man" thing pretty much covered.

Furthermore, when these women think about their future wedding dress, they probably aren't like, "Wow, I really love this dress, but the thing that would make me want to buy it even more is if I could see it pictured with a totally naked man who isn't in any way my fiance rubbing his totally naked body against its pristine white fabric!"

Although maybe there are discounts for stains?

Um, honey ... this is fine for the wedding dress ad photos, but I'm going to insist you wear a tux to the wedding. No. Seriously. 'NUDE' DOES NOT WORK WITH MY COLOUR SCHEME.

12 comments:

hermz said...

I like the dresses. But what's with the naked man? Hmmm...tingale para ma-feeling sexy ang bride or tingale pasabot nga mo fit like a second skin ang dress so feeling naked...ay da, ambot nalang, hehehe

Eva Marie said...

hehehe. ambot dai kung unsa jud ang point sa naked man pero lingaw jud tan awn. hehehe

Anonymous said...

i love the dresses yadz..they inspired me and so as the kikiro! hahaha...delicious ba oi! ikaw ha, tagi gyud kaayo corrupting our minds with all these delicious fantasies hahahaha...miss ya

Anonymous said...

nude dude? not cool!

wala pa gani maminyo, maka-commit nata ug adultery ana. hehehe!

Eva Marie said...

halu yadz....heheheeh. mas maka inspire jud ang kikiro yadz kai mura di na ta maka focus sa wedding dresses. hehehehe

as if ur minds need corrupting diha yadz...corrupted na baya daan! hehehehe

miss u pud! muwah!

Eva Marie said...

hahaha. hadlok jud ka sa naked dude jace? hehehe.

mas maayo maka commit ta og adultery mintras wala pa ta naminyu kai basin ma-suppressed unya then maka sala ta og samot inig minyu nata,. heheheh

creative tiny hands said...

yadz..decoration ra na aron mahalin ilaha gown hehehe..they have nice gown sa...basin c mami chrissy ma inspired anang mga gowns dinha hapit na bya iyaha wedding..deliciouso kaayo angmga modelo dinha ay saonz nalang makasala man pod ta hahaha...

agcreatives said...

astilan lamiah pud kaha mao ni atong ma groom yads hehehe nice pics mau kay cge naka blog dha bitaw naa manko mga awards nmo didto lol

Eva Marie said...

mao jud tingali. pero kung ako ang bride to be kai mag expect pud ko na libre ang naked guy. hehehee

Eva Marie said...

aw naa diay ka mga awards nako didto yadz? sige ako unya check. hehehe

simplyjacy said...

nanglimbawt man yads akong balahibo seeing those naked guys. hehehe!

considering your point... hala birahan nalang jud nato yads. hehehe!

Eva Marie said...

hahaha....nanimbawt jud diay imong balhibo yadz? hehehee.

sige lang kai delicious man pud sila tan awn. mao tingali nanimbawt imong balhibo diha yadz? hehehehe. peace!